Thursday, July 25, 2013

Kate and Wills outed.




The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have just been outed as Archers' fans. The Mail, Sun, and Express have each exclusively revealed the royal couple's secret.
 William and Kate have decided to name their first-born after two Archer's characters: the self-righteous William Grundy's eldest brat, George, and the late Nigel Pargetter's stepfather, Lewis - one assume's the child's parents will pronounce Louis in the traditional English and current American fashion, rather than attempting the foreign pronunciation favoured by those sad souls who insist on saying Key-oh-tay rather than Quixote, hunta rather than junta, and who mistakenly believe that Byron wrote a poem called Don Wan.
 He is also named after Christopher Robin's pet beetle.